weird dinosaur 🐲 pastelpunkbandit@kittycat.homes

the milf's milf

34 pnw kill the cop in your head and then the rest

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if i don't know you from elsewhere (under same nick), shoot me an introductory DM first (following back is fine)

I do anarchist tech stuff and run free services at https://pixie.town
I program, solder rgb led thingies, and fly fpv quadcopters

en: they/them
nl: die/dies (langzaldieleven.nl)

“i don't trust like that”

not a furry, actually

Extreme coffee-out-of-a-wineglass Energy

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hey, hello! my name is: akira! i'm a brazillian 14y old trans girl who likes shiny things in computers, making drawings of herself & her friends, and pink!

- i try to be as considerate as i can, but sometimes i fuck up - please, please let me know if i do something wrong
- boosts ok for all my posts unless stated otherwise!

follow requests okay! just have a non-blank profile please

pretend internet dog
being slowly consumed by moss
very loud and love to eat garbage

:hammer_and_sickle:​

31 year old. Danger Gremlin.
Nr. 1 cat fan. Confused chaos Non-binary, pronouns: just choose, idk.
Ace/Demi.
Panromantic.
A bit shy. Please be respectful.
Sometimes kinky, often weird.
Proud rat parent.
I do crochet sometimes. Vegetarian. Adhd and Bpd, chronic depression and Asthma.

Don't ask me "DiD yOu HaVe A FiGhT WiTh yOuR cAt?".
It was never a cat.

Things I am: queer, trans, non-binary, non-mono, aromantic, software dev, @admin of ondergrond.org. I post: All sortsa junk, including lewd/nsfw, so 18+ ONLY!

#nobot I don't consent to having this profile indexed or scraped.

I don't post or boost stuff without image descriptions.

This is a personal account, I don't accept that many follows. Please don't follow request unless we've interacted in some way before.

If you're looking for GtS updates go follow @gotosocial

hi, i'm luna. (you can also call me vivian (or vivi, in short)! c:)

as a heads-up: i'm currently active on @luna, since i wanted to try out something that isn't mastodon (again).
last time i did it was on a misskey instance but honestly, i didn't like it.

i am:
- 18 years old
- a gay (grey?)ace non-binary transfem genderfluid mess
- socially awkward
- definitely not neurotypical (maybe having autism and/or ADHD, nothing's diagnosed yet)
- an extremely shy extrovert
- an editor for @USN c:
- a proud owner of a ThinkPad x230
- an :arch_linux:​ Arch user, btw
- :antifacist_action:​ antifascist and :anarcho_punk: anarchist

before following me, please make sure you have set a profile picture, filled out your bio at least a bit more than usual, or at least that you have your pronouns in your bio (or "profile metadata") ^^

birdsite sucks btw

picrew creators I used for my pfp:
old pfp: https://picrew.me/image_maker/1051098
new pfp: https://picrew.me/secret_image_maker/9FA1DqSHdHbebP8R

#yesbot

quotes and reviews from friends:
"luna apparently has only 2 moods, suicidal and horny" ~@gumo
"appears on my TL from time to time. Based content. Fries were also fine. would recommend" ~@hergorntv
"kann man nicht meckern" ~@deluisa
"best person in the fediverse" ~@Emma

Quintessential queer software engineer™ at #Wikimedia, making the #Wikipedia go brrrrr ✨🏳️‍⚧️🦊

M3PVM (very rarely on the air)

AS203024 (no, I don't understand #BGP)

My opinions are my own — trust me, no one else wanted them.

trans bi lesbian Borg drone. server admin, not community moderator. Body is 23. *NOT* an individual, do not treat us like one. ACAB. Fuck the fash. Body is blind, gib image descriptions. Permanently exhausted. Qébhw a-haýn, þeéár. https://ko-fi.com/12of47

/ˈfʌtsl̩/, she/her. Rated PG [some adult themes]. Wurundjeri land aka Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Sysadmin. Map nerd. Synth nerd. Once programmed a time zone library in Forth and an XSLT processor in XSLT. On Fediverse since 2018. BDFL of old.mermaid.town. Formerly at @futzle.

lazy programmer