ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

i transed so hard i looped around and came out the other side

this is my alt. cool kids only

i do hate type theory

Living 20 minutes into the future. Eccentric weirdo. Virtual Adept. Time traveler. Burnout. Thelemite. Technomage. Hacker on main. APT 3319. BOFH. Not human. 30% software and implants. H+ - 0.4 on the Berram-7 scale. Furry adjacent. Pan/poly. Cyberpunk. Making the Net /<-r4d again. Sburb speedrunner. XKCD 705. Vax'd x4. Fuck cancer. Lil alurl velve zhah lil velkyn uss. Magneto was right.

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Electrical Engineer in the Santa Cruz area. Lapsed KSP modder. Non car-owner. Interested in electronics and space. Does not know what a monad is. My views represent those of your employer. Header art by John Berkey.

Asexual. Socialist. Speculative Fiction author. I write stuff. Try to be nice, but remember to always be kind. I despise crypto, Fascism, hate, and dark chocolate. 
I don’t code. I know networks fairly well. And am pretty good with cybersecurity. Cool, cloudy days that whisper rain are when I function the best. Hot, summer days that roast concrete are horrible.

"Our lives shall not be sweated, from birth until life closes / Hearts starve as well as bodies, give us bread but give us roses" — James Oppenheim

National library data stuff, cultural heritage x computer scientist, open (source|research|data), :doi: :OpenAccess: :python: :ferris: :emacs:

☝️ Happy to advise on careers in this stuff, fwiw

He/him/his; #ActuallyAutistic

Truthwatcher; brown ajah; neutral good

Infodumps likely. Also a fair quantity of cats.

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harriet, 27, she/her, transfem. i don't only listen to the mountain goats, but like. i could. also a big fan of poking at the computer, getting motion sick from attempting to play marathon, good coffee, a nice walk in the park, and n64 speedrunning tech

pupy.cafe is hanging from the wall in my laundry room

most likely complaining or posting about my boobs

demoware given life and also anxiety [camp edition]

Open source full stack unicorn.

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🏷 #CSS, #frontend, #mementomori, #opensource, #selfhosted, #mastodonfi, #mastodon, #a11y, #webdev, #overwatch

genderqueer grognard.

forgetful; may need reminding. may not understand social cues / sarcasm / irony / shitposting / joking tone. please be patient.

affection + flirting OK 😊

replies ≠ favorites ≠ follows ≠ agreement. boosts ≠ an endorsement of the person i'm boosting. tag me if you disagree with my cws. as much as I'd like to caption everything, i don't always have the energy to. please tell me if this affects you and I'll reply with a caption.

#yesbot

Postdoc at the Stanford GSB. I do bayes stuff. I have a PhD in finance.

I like rowing, sleeping, punching stuff, and slinging hot code.

#MovieBowl 2021 Bracket Champion 🥇

Originally Joined March 2018 on mastodon.social

This is a D&D 5E disrespecting zone. Please do not come in my mentions and respect D&D 5E.

I'm the comedy equivalent of the small bird that picks food out of the mouth of a crocodile.

I'm the research fairy, here to make your academic problems disappear!

Don't let the "joined" date fool you; I've been a Masto admin since 2017