LJ Post 334173

DIE CAR BITCH DIE - Originally posted to LiveJournal

So my car, who will now be refered to as “The Bitch”, has now decided that within a week of my next driving test it’s going to be come the ultimate in cuntism. This was proven by it’s battery going semi-flat and not starting, thus forcing me to purchase a new battery as I can’t afford for this to happen again until after my driving test.

I would become homicidally angry if my car wouldn’t start on my test day, so my options are left limited.

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