LJ Post 381751

Dear Scotland,

From this day forth I shall employ a team of snipers to wait at your borders, when a Scottish person attempts to enter England they will be asked a few commonsense questions, if they fail they shall be asked to leave. In the event they do not comply they will be executed on spot at the pleasure of her majesty.

It would not have to had come to this if you controlled your own people who are now sitting on the phone with me now not accepting the fact that no dial tone means you can’t log-on to the internet (this call has taken 15 minutes so far).

Kind regards, -Kevin

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