LJ Post 384125

SCREAM - Originally posted to LiveJournal

Dear office,

I am attempting to go for a poo not just a “I feel like taking a poo” poo, but one of those “MY BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IF IT DON’T GIVE BIRTH TO IT” kind of poos.

But your constant calling and whinging about all the minor things that effect you are preventing me from having this more than nessarry poo.

GO AWAY SO I MAY ENGAGE IN THIS NATURAL ACT.

-Kevin

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