LJ Post 389599

Yesterday, I forgot to post this, but I only found out about the full story by 9:30.

Since our new neighbours started to park their massive grass killing Audi on the side area David put up some small concrete bollards and roped them together. Now by small I mean they’re small but can do some good dammage to your undercarriage if you’re dumb enough to try and mount them.

Now around 2pm, maybe 3pm, I heard the joyus sound of metal crunching and scraping from the general direction of my car, so of course I got to my car as soon as I could only to find nothing, not even a scratch.

I thought nothing of this until 9:30 when we went out and saw one of the bollards had been pulled from the ground which indicated to me that some idiot made an attempt to park on the grass and paid for it (by the sounds of wrecking earlier).

I laughed. I laughed like a banchee.

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