My text messaging has gone down recently, I know this because o2 have just called me to see if I was still alive, they’re worried about me. So people send a text message to:

+44 7734 653 887

(charged at your networks standard rate, unless you have a provider who is totally pants who want to charge you extra to send to O2 UK [bt genie to be exact]. Contact your provider for details and a good fuck.)