LJ Post 1355773

• Tue, 21:22: I'm such a spazoid. http://j.mp/fQkNoq
• Tue, 21:29: He can lick his own bits and gets free food, water and shelter for existing. I think we all secretly want to be him. http://j.mp/ezJr24
• Tue, 22:43: RT @shinynoctowl: does it bug you that if Beiber has seriously made someone kill themselves, it puts him on the same level as Judas Prie ...
• Tue, 22:48: Three days of homemade curry and rice. If anybody wants some of my shit when I die of fatal food poisoning, now is the time to speak up.
• Tue, 23:40: RT @TheCowlicker: I'm opening a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar ...
• Wed, 08:58: Thanks @Kiss101 Breakfast for another useless travel news, A12 Colchester is congested, great! Your listeners are in BRISTOL area!
• Wed, 10:18: The Kevin Daily is out! http://bit.ly/ezpgDB ▸ Top stories today by @dw_germany @dw_sports @bbc_magazine @tylerandrewsxxx @aolnewsuk

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