LJ Post 426219

I have created an updated P45 request form (resignation letter), I require comments.

I want this to be a vicious “I HATE YOU, I WANT TO STAB YOU AND THEN I WANT TO DEFECATE ON YOUR CORPSES” whilst still being a “I love you, every time I’m here my heart flutters and bunnies masturbate for you because they love you so” type of letter.

There are many more things I want to add in this letter but I need a reference from them so it would be inadvisable to name names and go into graphic detail of what I wish for them to do with this job.

#Here it is in all it’s glory, if you pass this along your murder will be gorey#

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