LJ Post 483275

Hoorah. Things are looking up!

Tonight I’m going to a posh do, tomorrow I may pop in and see the OMG NORF WILTSHAR FEZTIFAL in Shittenham, but I need to find this park where it’s being held and that is all mighty bollocks because I know nothing important of Chavinham.

But in much better news, First Bad-Ass Line has buses departing from Melksham to Shittenham so if I can and/or can not find where I’m going I can just get absolutely bollox’d and have a poor taxi fellow escort me home, in fact, I’ll use Home James of Chippenham, that’ll teach the fuckers to cut me up.

Err, whatelse. I can’t fink of anything.

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