LJ Post 197095

Dear people,

In the event I may one day insult you feel free to call up the FrequentlyDrunk.com complaints department on 0870 922 0198 select option 3 then option 2.

Calls cost the national rate. Although, I may not be too happy to hear you bitch and complain so I’ll bribe BT into ‘re-adjusting’ the number fee.

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