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I once was a sea nymph and now I’m a sunflower. America’s Finest City is my home, Chocolate City is my home place and I am a descendant of the circus. I will blind taste your glass of wine correctly and mock your terrible beer taste gently. I can run very far slowly. I swim in the ocean, I surf poorly and I hate the Dodgers as is the law of the land.

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ryan wolf @ryan@hates.company

hopeful and mad about it. he/him, 34, pittsburgh. member of alphabet workers union, works at google, views are my own. pseudony.ms/