~tess~ (fae/faer) rawtess@kittycat.homes

cyberfae : dagn : witch hat hacker : seepy cosy
en_US/hu_HU/🏴‍☠️​:nonbinary_flag:​🦈✨/22/they/them/fae/faer
systems hecker, cons artist, blåhaj haver, -1x engineer, server maid, yak shaver, water drinker, worthless cyberpunk
made BLÅHAJ CTF, the world's first CTF team with plush sharks | https://blahaj.awoo.systems/
if we're mutuals it means i want to be your friend

"a computer wizard whos really smart and drinks lots of water :blobcatblush:" ~ @iitalics
"a veritable machine and it is an h o n o r to know u" ~ @wgahnagl
"have you seen haskal recently they're fucking adorable" ~ @steph
"in my mind they're several blahaj in a trenchcoat with cat ears" ~ @simula
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I do lots of random stuff because my brain has too many chemicals inside of it. 1994 ⚧ it/its

Avatar description: An opossum with its paw on a computer mouse attached to a laptop & it’s looking at the laptop screen.

Header description: A raccoon is being given a flower; the flower is a compliment out of no where & the raccoon is me which doesn’t know how to handle compliments.

🎈 Born | 2000-11-16

📍 Location | Toronto, ON

💭 Languages | EN / GU / HI

👤 Pronouns | They / He

✔️ Allowed | DM / Follow request

:blobcatdefecit: Donate (canada only) | Interac e-Transfer / $siddharth_shah Wealthsimple Cash

nerd (computer); trans enthusiast; trains enthusiast; american (pacific northwest) going to uni in scotland

let's make the world a better place! but also get up to some hijinks while we're here

24. las vegas. mi sona lili e toki pona. nimi mi pi toki pona li jan Pilete

my name is spelled either all lowercase or all uppercase. do not mix case when spelling my name otherwise it is misspelled

my gf @katherine is very pretty

fediversary: 2018-10-05

not accepting follow requests from those under 18

feel free to follow req if you've interacted with one of my posts (or i've interacted with one of yours) !

I do lots of random stuff because my brain has too many chemicals inside of it. 1994 ⚧

Professional artist that your dad loves, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl

Autistic

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome :3

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Blakely
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

+ am Jenny
+ am girl (of the trans kind)
+ am bi
+ b-day is on august 25th
+ please tell me if i do/say/follow someone problematic
+ i try to cw all my nsfw posts so minors are okay to follow me if they want

Hacker girl and server maid who likes messing with old home computers and consoles. Social justice #WaterDrinker . EE/hardware security student. White.

Please don't lewd at me or flirt with me, but hugs and headpats are very welcome.

Follow requests welcome, just making sure you're not fash, bigoted or an automated followbot (I mean come on don't sound like a channer or post or boost transphobia and expect me to accept your follow req).

.i mi selbau ru'e la lojban

#ActuallyAutistic

i'm da giant glaceon dat makes all of da rules

Admin of https://glaceon.social. Looking for instance announcements? Try @IceRock. Looking for a cute glaceon girl? Well, you've come to the right place.

Header by @toydragon. Avatar by me.

#holly

<script>alert('test')</script>

24. las vegas. college student just trying to get a degree in computer science, one failed class at a time. mi sona lili e toki pona. nimi mi pi toki pona li jan Pilete

tomi lahren called me a "godless queer" to my face and all i got was this silly line in my bio

my gf @katherine is very pretty

hrt: 2020-01-13
fediversary: 2018-10-05

not accepting follow requests from those under 18
feel free to follow req if you've interacted with one of my posts (or i've interacted with one of yours) !

Avatar description: Moving picture of a black hole.

Header description: Picture of a black hole.

🎈 Born | 2000-11-16

📍 Location | Toronto, ON

💭 Languages | EN / GU / HI

👤 Pronouns | They / He

✔️ Allowed | DM / Follow request

:blobcatdefecit: Donate (canada only) | Interac e-Transfer / $siddharth_shah Wealthsimple Cash