First time I’ve received one of these:
Hello, not so it is not pleasant for me to ask you about the favor, whether excuse me you, please, know where it is possible to get a code livejournal? It(he) is very necessary for me, I would pay, but I do not have credit card, I live in Ukraine. Excuse me for bad English. This code is very necessary for me, I shall remember you up to the end of a life, help me if can. It is thankful in advance. My address: [hidden]@homenet.odessa.ua
Very much you I ask, a question of a life!
I’m not a code factory kthnx.
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Comments
July 7, 2023 21:39
thjorska 2003-07-07 07:19 (local)
It’s always this way. First, they get a journal, and they like it a little too much. Then they get a second, private one. Then a pet journal. Then a fake journal. Then their own community. Then, before they know it, they’ve got a dozen journals and need fresh codes to support their addiction before falling into a spiralling madness from which there is no ascent!
Or maybe not.
July 7, 2023 21:40
mmn 2003-07-07 07:53 (local)
@livejournal Sounds ’bout right. Maybe she/he/it is some American girl with 400 journals, waiting to claim the name XxXxXhAxOrGuRrLxXxXxX
July 7, 2023 21:40
thjorska 2003-07-07 08:29 (local)
@livejournal Alternating caps are a girl’s best friend. Also Hitler’s.
July 7, 2023 21:41
mmn 2003-07-07 09:44 (local)
@livejournal What about diamonds?
July 7, 2023 21:45
colmirl 2003-07-07 07:25 (local)
Ooooh..how I hate those!
July 7, 2023 21:45
mmn 2003-07-07 07:54 (local)
@livejournal I usually get harassed on Yahoo. But I generally respond with “pls die, kthnx” then ignore them, that usually keeps their fucking friends from trying to hit me up too.
July 7, 2023 21:46
colmirl 2003-07-07 07:59 (local)
@livejournal I normally don’t bother with the reply bit ;)
July 7, 2023 21:48
boyzici 2003-07-07 07:39 (local)
Ive had randoms ask me. I politely say no.
May i suggest though that you write your reply, translate it on babelfish into germen, then translate it from german to chinese and then back to english.
July 7, 2023 21:48
mmn 2003-07-07 07:50 (local)
@livejournalCode provide not I do. Die please.
Acceptable or shall I go for a bit of Finnish to Norwegan back to English?
July 7, 2023 21:49
boyzici 2003-07-07 07:56 (local)
@livejournal Well, maybe you could try all languages babelfish supports? that way you can really give him a taste of his own medicine
July 7, 2023 21:50
mmn 2003-07-07 07:59 (local)
@livejournalCode want is no have bad, me keep things is code. Friend have card credit make buy code. Bottom kagaroo must you shit eat from.
Happy is you, Kevin
July 7, 2023 21:50
boyzici 2003-07-07 08:02 (local)
@livejournal That sounds like something he might understand :D
Oh, you could confuse the fuck out of him by saying you are an English purist
July 7, 2023 21:51
thjorska 2003-07-07 08:57 (local)
@livejournal Hm, I would say “Like Hell I’ll give you a code, you English-defacing forgein weird-kitten! Go and buy your own with a God-damned credit card like everyone else does! Also, die before that happens. Bye! :)”
Or as Babelfish says,
Of Bizzarro the cat until disowned hell I forgein English cord/code small, are to you of Scurvy! To write consolation the diagram of little confidence until the water pipeline of remainder is before it him it compilation does not take the adjustment for the intern of the city, to which, of the types with the impression that to see him, to be classified more much umgibt manner, you that you saw together. It east checks inside, probably!
I can’t remember how many times I ran that through, and which languages. Mostly French, German and English, but I detoured through Chinese, Korean and Japanese once or twice. I think I managed them all.
July 7, 2023 21:51
lakeguy 2003-07-07 12:49 (local)
i got that on aim a couple of times
July 7, 2023 21:52
epona_dru 2003-07-09 17:50 (local)
no, u are a … factory!!!! i will not fill in the 3 letter blank on the curtosy of virgin ears, but FUCK, this ukrainina needs a life. what is he goign to dye if he doesn’t get a code.
July 7, 2023 21:52
mmn 2003-07-10 03:10 (local)
@livejournal If you send an email to ljcode (at) kevincorporation.com you can see what reply she’s received ;o)